Life - Day 26

Sometimes life shoves a giant ass fiery dildo with spikes and shit on it up your ass hole. And other times it only uses a dildo with sandpaper. But that's only on the off chance that life got wasted last night making fun of how fucking miserable you are and it's a little hungover so it's not in the mood to get the gasoline and matches. It's times like this that I think there must be a God because he's fucking trolling me with the fact that I don't believe in him so he's like "trolol fuck you Marcus nothing is going to work for you foreverrrrrr"

-I'm going to choke a bunny

Marcus

Jellicent - Day 25

Shit it's been a while since I've written this thing. Well, here I am guys, I'm not dead! As you guys may know I was at the assembly and I was in it as opposed to watching it so I'm not really going to judge. And I'm really glad that it didn't kill me.

Also Loyalty kind of sucked because nobody was there, but as far as the dance itself goes, it was real good.

Also I took a bunch of tests today and they sucked and I did poorly.

Also Sam lost the election, which made me sadface because it was by one vote. I've had some things to say about that but at this point I don't really care as much.

I'm so tired all the time. Fuck thinking man.

I'm starting to notice that I have somewhat of a following in my quest to become dance commissioner, and I really like that. If you want you guys can go tell Lillian that you really want me as dance commissioner and that would be cool because then I have a better chance and stuff.

Ugh, I'm so tired all the time, all I have energy for is playing Pokemon, so that is what I will do. Hit me up, guys.

Sleepy,

Marcus ♥

Reversal - Day 24

You guys are awesome. I started to doubt my community for a minute there, but you guys are cool as fuck. Me and Sam won Loyalty court. I feel like I have so much power because of this bloggy thing now. You guys really are awesome, and I guess this is kinda like that project thing that I talked about a while ago. Major props to you guys.

Anyway, we've had another snow day today and I'm not sure what I think about it. On one hand it screwed me over because I have yet to get my teacher recommendations in because every day I plan on giving them to teachers it fucking snows. Also, most of what I did today was just sleep and read. Which is weird because that's not normally what I do. But anyway it was kind of nice.

Also, I need to buy some shoes for the Loyalty assembly, but I don't have a way to go buy them, and so I think I'm just going to wear my converse again. People love the converse anyway. Teachers don't, but the ladies do. And when it all comes down to it, you guys know who I'm trying to impress more ;]

I'm kind of nervous for this assembly and stuff. So if I pee my pants or die or something that's why and you shouldn't laugh at me. Until I get to my jokes. Then laugh. I feel like I should get a trophy. Or at least give an acceptance speech. Oh man, that would be the best speech ever.

"I'd like to thank you guys for putting me in the awesome position."

so far so generic, give them a compliment or something!

"You guys are fucking cool."

DID YOU JUST SAY THEY'RE FUCKING COOL? Just move on, maybe nobody noticed.

"AAaaaaand, I really like this trophy."

Wait, there's not a trophy, that was a fantasy I wrote about. shitshitshitshit, just cut your losses!

"Um, yeah, that's about it. Bye."

Okay, so maybe not the best speech. But still inspiring.

Ugh, I need to wake up so early tomorrow morning. SO EARLY. I'm going to be so grumpy by the time the game rolls around. AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR A TIE. I don't even know how to tie a tie! I think it's still tied from the last debate thing though. And it shall remain that way until forever. I also have a ballin' Harry Potter costume. It's my brothers. It has a Hedwig. Yesssssssss.

I can't really think of anything else to leave you guys with. I'm mostly just sleep and scared right now. Love you guys bunches though.

Climbing the stairs,

Marcus ♥

It's Wet - Day 23

Hey everyone. It's been a while, hasn't it? The reason for my hiatus is because over the snowpocalypse I was with Sam and I just never feel like writing whenever I'm around people. I guess it's because I use this as an outlet to rant and I can just rant to people next to me if I get that opportunity.

Speaking of the snowpocalypse, it's caused me some distress. Having to feed people in the middle of a blizzard isn't the best thing ever. And getting places sucked with all the snow. My tiny car can only get so far D:

While Sam was over at my house a pipe broke. And water started pouring out of my wall. It was scary as shit. I eventually figured out how to turn the water off, and after some cleaning I migrated to Sam's house for the remainder of my mom's vacation. So basically I was with Sam all break. I'm going to refer to it as a break because it basically was.

I feel like I had a million and one things I wanted to talk about and I just forgot about all of them. Oh well, that's okay. I'm sure I'll remember them soon-ish.

One thing I did kinda want to talk about was the super bowl. The game was good, but over in the first half. The half time show sucked a lot, but I didn't really have any expectations because the Black Eyed Peas are shit live. They make okay songs, especially their old stuff. Like Where is the Love? That shit's awesome.

But anyway, I have a couple favors to ask you guys. The first one is a little bit easier. I'm on Loyalty nominations and tomorrow is secondary voting. If you guys think that I should win, then if you could vote for me that'd be great :]

The second favor I have to ask is that I want to get a domain name. The price depends on how much I want to buy at a time, but it looks like if I want my domain name for a month or so I'm going to need 20-30 dollars if we really want that to happen.

Ugh, it really bothers me that I can't remember what I wanted to talk about because now I feel like I'm being a bad blogger because I haven't updated in a year and now I update with a 2 second blog post. Oh well. I'll try and get to you guys tomorrow.

Your King,

Marcus ♥