You Suck - Day 28

I'm sick and tired of self-centered people. Like, really really sick of it. People who are just absolutely so ignorant that they don't understand that there's more to life outside themselves, and the worst part is 90% of the time they're too stupid to realize it. Like, what the fuck are they thinking. Maybe this thing isn't about you, or maybe we don't care what that situation would be like in your context. Maybe we just really don't give half a shit about what you think or have to say. Maybe you have no value. Maybe you're dumb. Sure, people tell you when you're young that you should love yourself so that others can love you, but that doesn't mean make yourself the center of the god damn spectrum and when something becomes out of line with your fucking shitty ass spectrum you try and correct it or punish it. Like, fuck you. Fuck you a lot.

Speaking of things I hate, number 2 on the list for today. Posting dubstep songs on facebook. Like, what the fuck, dubstep isn't underground anymore. It's peaking into the mainstream, especially here at central, and you're not cool because you posted a pop-dubstep song. And you're not cool because you linked one in reply, and you're not cool because you posted "I've heard this before and it is okay." I don't have a problem with dubstep, in fact, 75% of what I listen to right now is dubstep, but I just really don't like when people flaunt dubstep around like the ability to like dubstep is a skill or you're unique because of it. Fuck you. I don't give a fuck if you listen to Borgore or Datsik. It doesn't make you special. We've already heard it before, so you don't need to link it to your god damn wall.

ALSO, SPEAKING OF THINGS I HATE ABOUT MUSIC

I hate when people don't realize the simplicity of pop songs, but not even like, the really generic ones. The one I'm thinking of specifically is "Born This Way". I don't necessarily dislike the song, but I don't like how everyone thinks it's so unique because Lady Gaga is so different and creepy and the song doesn't have a black male in it. It's still a fucking generic-ass pop song. Apparently all it takes to get number 1 nowadays is a generic universal message and a beat that doesn't sound EXACTLY like another beat, which means borrowing from another non-pop genre. coughbritneyspearscoughholditagainstmecough.

NEXT ON THE AGENDA, STUPID PEOPLE AT CENTRAL

The first thing you're saying (or rather, thinking) is probably "Marcus, you always talk about stupid people!" But I'm getting specific with this one. And this one is probably a universal hate. People who stand in the hallway right where people are supposed to be walking. Are people just that unaware nowadays that they don't even know what the fuck is happening right next to them? The fact that they are causing a hundred people to funnel into a tiny opening next to them because they don't know where to fucking stand? What a bunch of fucking useless shits. They could die and nobody would give a fuck. In fact I'm sure they have more people rooting for a knife to the face or a stray meteor to smite them all at once. But seriously, you can think of the hallways as a fucking road. Stay to the right. Nobody ever fucking does that though. They all just dick around in circles because they don't have the brain capacity to know what the fuck is going on outside of their little shitbubble. You don't see cars stop in the middle of the road and just fucking sit there. Which brings me onward, I'd also like to point out the people who park in non-spaces. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Firstly, it's not legal, it's not like people are going to let you get by with that because there's no more spots or WHYEVER the fuck you do it. Secondly, YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND YOU BECAUSE YOU PARKED IN THE GOD DAMN STREET. Fuck you. If I had another car in reserve, I'd fucking smash mine into yours simply because I'd win that lawsuit because you parked in the fucking street, dumbass. Go die and make the human race that much purer please.

Man, I've got a lot to fucking talk about today.

Next up is why trolling is stupid. Trolling is funny. Sometimes. But when people decide that trolling is easier than wit (memes often create this complex) but if you are literally always trolling, what's the difference between that and being actually stupid? There isn't one, because you are stupid.

On a related note, I hate how society rewards copy/pasters. Those who can express themselves using what others have created is the best option, and being a creator poses little to no reward. Example 1: People who read debate cards are smart. Why do people think debaters are automatically smart? All they do is read from pieces of paper. They don't actually know what they fuck they're talking about like 90% of the time. But people like to go "Oh, big words, must be a smart guy". Also memes. Who do people think is funny? People who can constantly spout memes or quote TV shows at the right times. Why? Why are they funny because of that? They didn't actually do anything except allow themselves to be the vessel for the already existent joke that was present because it's a fucking meme. I think it's just because people feel like everyone has to have a skill, and so they've created these facets so that they have something to be the best at, and everyone accepts it because they're dumb as fuck.

I also hate two-faced people. They think nobody will notice, because most people don't, but I do. Fuck you.

I guess that's all for today. What the fuck is going on. People just decided they would all shit their brains out a couple weeks ago, I guess.

Surrounded by dumbfucks,

Marcus ♥