Assembly Part 1: Singing is all nice and well. Mr. Martin had a kilt. Hairy legs are had by all.
Assembly Part 2: Jordan does stand up. Or what he calls stand up. I like Jordan, but he's not funny. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE TAKES OTHER PEOPLE'S MATERIAL! For those of you unaware, the stomach bit, the scatter brain bit, and the ventriloquism bit is by Jonathan Thymius, however, this bit works because of Jonathan's off beat character.
Assembly Part 3: A spirit war that isn't really a spirit war. It's more like a "let's ask trivia questions lol" type of thing. It really could have been eliminated completely, and it probably should have.
Assembly Part 4: OH MY GAWD ITS STELLAR CREW WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
oh wait they're not good.
The first time they did okay because they were able to successfully rip off the Jabbawockeez and nobody was the wiser. This time they did their own thing, and bombed pretty hard in my opinion. The phone gimmick didn't work, the Michael Jackson tribute wasn't good, it just... blech. This just further proves the philosophy that you don't have to be good at something to get anywhere with it.
Assembly Part 5: I get distracted with my own penis but Mr. K does his hand song thing which was, honestly, the most impressive thing of the day.
Further Ranting:
Mrs. Florez has a stick in her ass. But she put it there. wut. -5 muffin points
Mr. Friesen is awesome because we get to listen to the Tron soundtrack in class. +5 muffin points.
Mrs. Roberts gives me lots of candy. +5 muffin points.
Mrs. Gray has us watch a movie. Nobody watches the movie. +2 muffin points.
I tell Mrs. McIntyre about my egg metaphor. It is awesome. +5 muffin points.
TANGENT TIME!!! :D:D:D
The egg metaphor explained: You get 12 eggs. Eggs represent how interested in a person you are. You put your eggs in baskets. Girls are baskets. Or guys I guess. So your egg distribution could look something like this:
A: OOOOO
B: OOO
C: OO
D: O
E: O
In this situation, girl A is where it's at. She's the one you got cha eye on. Girl B is pretty cool too. Girl C is okay, and you would go on a date with her. Girls D and E get the short end of the stick, but you still wanna do 'em. Now, obviously, how much you like the girls is relative, meaning that if one girl has five eggs, that could mean something or it could not mean anything based on other girls and how many eggs they have. It's a very nice system.
Anyway, uh, rants and stuff. Hm, I feel like ranting about girls. You can invest any amount of time, money, and YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE FORCE and you will never get anything out of it. It will earn you no priority. They will drop you like the toy you are.
TOY ANALOGY TIME!!
A little girl gets a new toy. She plays with it. She loves it. She tells it she's going to play with it forever. Obvious bullshit is obvious. But the toy doesn't care! It's never been played with, and it loves the time. The little girl breaks the toys leg off by doing something stupid. She doesn't feel like putting it back. She gets a new toy, and gives it the same BS. The toy lays broken forever, and someone else may come along and pick it up, and fix it, and play with it, but the little girl wrote her name on the toy, and this new kid may try and write their name over it, but it's never going to be the same.
That's not obvious at all. Har.
OH YEAH, SINCE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF PERIODS
Guy periods would be preventable through masturbation with the assistance of reverse tampons. So, ladies, masturbate more for the sake of guys.
Also I wrote a story about a Christmas tree. I might put it on facebook, probably not though.
Alright, well, I'm sure most of you are bored to death right now, but I feel great. So I'm gonna do some stuff.
-From Marcus with love.
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